Subject: Insurrection! :) Received: Sun Dec 13 14:31:36 1998 From: Travis Vowles -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Jacob! I just saw Insurrection last nite! It was kewl! The graphic effects were COMPLETELY amazing, and everybody had a fair sized part! Plus, most of it, especially at the beginning, was very surprising. Plys, Troi and Riker got back togeter! :) 'Bout time!! And it was SOOOOO funny! There was just a ton of little jokes and stuff going on in the movie that were fabulous! :) hehehehe! Picard and Worf singing Gilbert & sullivan to try and fix Data! LOL! heheheheheheheheh! I can give you a complete rundown of the movie if you want, but I don't want to spoil it for you if you would rather watch it when you get back from your mission. Just let me know if you want the "Poobah Synopsis!" :) Me and Timothy went to see if last nite. We had a great time! It was so kewl! And you got to see a ton of shots of the new Enterprise! MY MY MY! :) AND GUESS WHAT!!! You got the see the Captain's Yacht!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO! And can we say kewl! Plus, a bunch of new shuttles and a Starfleet-style bazooka! It was rad!! One point, which I HAVE to tell you about! Riker shaves off his beard and Data notices. Riker rubs his face and says "Soft as an Android's behind, eh, Data?" Data then feels Riker's chin, shakes his head "no" and walks on! I was CRACKING up! But anyway, you have GOT to see this movie! There was just so much kewl stuff in it! OMG! Well...my break is up. I'm at work now. I'll try to write you a bit more on my second break. Talk to you later! :) Travis Subject: check this out! Received: Mon Dec 14 16:08:00 1998 From: jallielj@cheerful.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- don't read before you're about to eat..... > > .....or during eating ....... > > .....or after eating either..... > > hmmm..... just don't eat OK? > > > Every year, parks in London alone are doused in one million gallons of dog > urine. > > The germs present in human faeces can pass through up to ten layers of > toilet paper. > > The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet. > > Contrary to popular belief, if you swallow chewing gum it does not stay in > the gut. Usually it will pass through the system and be excreted without > incident. However, several cases have been reported where the gum has stuck > in the rectum, causing the unfortunate sufferer to excrete long sticky > trails of gum, like a pink spider's web. > > Several well documented instances have been reported of extremely obese > people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum > action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out. > > It is possible to cough your guts up. > > If your body's natural defences failed, the bacteria in your gut would > consume you within 48 hours, literally eating you from the inside out. > > What is one of the most difficult items for sewage works to handle, as it > is insoluble, yet fine enough to pass through most filtration systems? (Every > month Thames Water removes over a ton of this substance from its water > treatment plants, whereupon it is taken away to a landfill site and > buried - (nice job!) You guessed it - pubic hair. > > Parasites count for 0.01% of your body weight. > > Henry II was murdered by his homosexual lover, who pushed a red hot poker > 0.5 metres up his rectum. > > The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 metres in > length. > > A woman who had recently visited South America, where she had safaried > in local rainforest, began to experience severe pains in her left ear, > accompanied by headaches, dizziness and constant rustling sounds, at first > put down to tinnitis. It became so serious that exploratory surgery was > required, which revealed that a spider which had become trapped in her ear. > Eventually it had eaten through her eardrum and was living within the aural > cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider crawling around inside > her skull. An egg sac was also removed... Subject: Life Received: Tue Dec 15 02:04:50 1998 From: "Travis A. Vowles" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jacob, I am SOOOOO freaked about tomorrow final! You have NO idea! Intro to Philosophy! I just DON'T understand the class, and it is SOOOOOO boring!!!! God! ARGH! I wrote a COMPLETE kiss ass letter to the professor and I'm going to hand it to him when I turn in my final tomorrow. All I know is that if I get a "D" in the class, I'll be COMPLETELY ecstatic! You have NO idea how horrible I think I'm going to be doing! This is just horrible, but the worst thought of all for me is the fear that I might have to take the class over again if I fail! I just have to express my worries to someone! ARGH! You have NO idea how bad I'm gonna fail this!!!!!!!!!!!! You frustrated, upset, anguished, pissed off, ready to kill, angrier than hell, confused beyond believe, completely non-philosophical, and just stark raving MAD friend, Travis Subject: oops Received: Tue Dec 15 11:44:51 1998 From: poohbear493@juno.com (Anna C Naylor) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- THat's not good that the address was wrong. We sent your birthday package to the wrong address. I guess it will either make it to you somehow or we will get it back and then have to send it to you again. Um....did you ever get the last package from dad? and did you get the package from the Hegessy ward young women? I hope that they made it safely to you. Well, I have to hurry off to work, but I will be sure to write you more later. I am leaving for San Diego on Friday morning, so I will write before I go. Have a good day and I love you. *hugs and kisses* Christie Subject: Hugs Received: Wed Dec 16 01:33:24 1998 From: poohbear493@juno.com (Anna C Naylor) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- > The Hug > >No moving parts, no batteries. > >No monthly payments and no fees; > >Inflation proof, nontaxable, > >In fact, it's quite relaxable; > > > >It can't be stolen, won't pollute, > >One size fits all, do not dilute. > >It uses little energy, > >But yields results enormously. > > > >Relieves your tension and your stress, > >Invigorate your happiness; > >Combats depression, makes you beam, > >And elevates your self esteem! > > > >Your circulation it corrects > >Without unpleasant side effects > >It is, I think, the perfect drug: > >May I prescribe, my friend,... the hug! > >(and, of course, fully returnable!) > >My Friend: Hope your day is good for you. > > > > love love lo ve love love lo > > ve love love love love love love love > > love love love love l ove love love love love > > love love love love love love love love love love l > > ove love love love love l ove love love love love love > > love love love love love love love love love love love lo > > ve love love love love love love love love love love love > > love love love love love love love love love love love l > > ove love love love love love love love love love love > > love love love love love love love love love love l > > ove love love love love love love love love love > > love love love love love love love love love > > love love love love love love love love > > love love love love love love love > > love love love love love love lo > > e love love love love love lov > > e love love love love love > > love love love love lo > > ve love love love lo > > ve love love love > > love love love > > love love > > love lo > > ve > > > > > > I will not play Tug O' War, > > I'd rather play Hug O' War; > > Where everyone hugs, instead of tugs, > > And everyone giggles and rolls on the rug. > > Where everyone kisses, and everyone grins; > > everyone cuddles, and everyone wins. > > - Shel Silverstein > > ___ ____ ___ > > ____ ( \ .-' '-. / ) ___ > > (____ \_____ / (O O) \ _____/ ____) > > (____ '-----( ) )-----' ____) > > (____ _ ______\ .____. /______ ____) > > (______/ '-.___.-' \_____) > > *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* > > *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* > > *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* > > *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* > > *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* > > *Hug*Hug*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*Hug* > > *Hug*Hug*Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug*Hug* > > *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* > > *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* > > *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* > > *Hug* *Hug* * Hug* *Hug* > > > > You have just been hugged!! That's right, there's no getting out > > of it this time!! This is the start of a full-scale Hug O' War! So > >hug everyone you know!!! Hug your friends, your enemies, Everyone!! > >With all the other forwards out there, I thought this would be a good > one > >to start. > >The hug is my favorite sign of affection. It can mean so much, and many > >things at the same time.It can be a sign of love, friendship, comfort or > >anything. So here you go. All it will do is brighten someone's day. > > > >I mean, we all need a hug once in a while. So send this on if > >you'd like, to anyone who may need a hug, send it back to whoever > >sent it to you, send it back to me!! Goodness knows, we could all > REALLY > >use a hug sometimes. So send this on and show someone you care!! > > > > ,.-'Y _^-, > > ,.-'^H E ,-^ ^-,\ > > ,.-'^ R S ,.-^ \| > > \ H E ,.-^ k > > \,.-^ i > > ss > > kis > > skiss > > kissk > > isskiss > > kisskisskis > > skisskisskisski > > sskisskisskisskissk > > isskisskisskisskisskiss > > kisskisskisskisskisskisskiss > > skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss > > kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskissk > > isskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss > > kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskis > > skisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss Subject: hello there Received: Wed Dec 16 13:20:34 1998 From: jakethegreat@cheerful.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Travis, Okay, I have got so much that I HAVE to tell you. But before I get started on my life, I have to get your questions answered. First, I say that it is really up to you as to wether or not you should take Timothy to the party or not. It will definately bring you out of the closet at work. So it is up to you wether you want that to be known or not. Second, as for this Timothy... as long as he won't go crazy and hunt me down and kill me, (out of jealousy or something) if you are happy with him, I want to hear about it... I want to know what is going on with your life! So share all that you want to, right now I am prepared for anything. Now as for me, the stuff that I am going to tell you is ***STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL*** Do you understand... that definately means no telling Mrs. Naylor or anyone, not even your mother, Tim, anyone... so if you can agree to complete silence in this regard. I will continue. You must promise, this is very private for me, and it may not sound like much to you, but I can promise you that if what I think might happen does happen it could ruin the rest of my life. So, you are sworn to secrecy! If you are not, then do not continue... If you are continue. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ******************************************************** TOP SECRET ******************************************************** Okay, so here is the deal... I am not going to say anything outright, you are just going to have to figure out the entire situation on your own, but here is your clue. "Do you ever wish that you could freeze that one perfect moment for an eternity and then live in that perfect moment, when time seems to stand still?" This was said in a very personal moment between two people, during which time stood still. And they lived in that perfect moment. Now, if you don't know what this is, think of something that you did recently with Timothy and the quote will come to you... but I am sure that you already know. Now, let me tell you about the rules, you already know them... mission=no movies for two years. ........................................................ . . . What happens when a Missionary . . . . BREAKS THE RULES . . . . AND GETS CAUGHT . . . ........................................................ The missionary in question would be disciplined, the degree of which depends on the Mission President. Most oftenly used form of discipline.... Send the disobedient missionary home... ........................................................ . . . What happens when a Missionary . . . . GETS SENT HOME . . . ........................................................ The missionary's parents are humiliated, the missionary can never enter a church owned school (not like I wanted to anyway) The missionary is disfellowshipped... meaning he/she stays a member, but no longer has any rights and is not welcome in general to the congregation. And most important, the missionary will never again feel at peace with his family nor with any of his member friends... Basic LIne... The missionary has to start over from scratch. Way out... go back and serve another mission after the period of you discipline is over. ******************************************************** ********************************* Did I Get Caught? ********************************* ******************************************************** Not yet... but guess who did? My companion Elder Dixon... Was I with him when he got caught? No, but have I been with him prior to this time? Yes. Thus, when the President asks him the follwing dialogue, will I get named? YES! "Elder Dixon, have you seen a movie this last month?" "YES" "Who did you see it with?" "Elder Dees" (To this point the questions have already asked) (The following is the "What if game" which will be what happens when Elder Dixon has an interview with President.) "How many movies have you seen in the Mission Field?" "2" "Did you see them both with Elder Dees?" "No" "Who did you see them with?" "One with Elder Dees, one with Elder Naylor and Elder Buswell." "Is that all?" "Yes." "Thank you, you may go." (The following will be my conversation with President.) "Elder Naylor, have you seen a movie this last month?" "YES" "Who did you see it with?" "Elder Dixon" "How many movies have you seen in the Mission Field?" "3" "Did you see all of them with Elder Dixon?" "No" "Who did you see them with?" "One with Elder Dixon, two with Elder Buswell." "Is that all?" "Yes." "Thank you, you may go." (And the cycle continues.) And before President knows what he has done, he will have uncovered a ring of over twenty missionaries of which all have seen at least one movie. ........................................................ . . . What happens when a Mass Missionary . . . . Ring of disobedience is uncovered? . . . ........................................................ The only option is to rid the mission of all of the disobedient missionaries so that their dissobedience does not spread. Thus, what will happen if Elder Dixon has an interview with President Dyer? Elder Naylor will experience "What happens when a Mass Missionary Ring of Dissobedience is uncovered. ******************************************************** *************************** The Death of Elder Naylor *************************** ******************************************************** Travis, I am so scared... as of now, you are the only one who knows anything, DONT TELL. If I have I must, but my family does not need to know about this unless the worst comes to pass. Do you know that I have been shaking since last night when Elder Dixon told me about his phone call. I am terrified. I may not be perfect, but I love this mission that I am on, and I love my parents and my family, and if this gets out... I may lose it all. Pray for me. Jake The End. Subject: Re: oops Received: Thu Dec 17 05:38:45 1998 From: poohbear493@juno.com (Anna C Naylor) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- well, let us know if you get it any time soon. otherwise, i guess it is going to have to come late. i'm sorry.....but just remember that i was thinking of you and that i love you more than you could even know. I love you Christie Subject: RE: Moving! Received: Thu Dec 17 21:38:44 1998 From: "Travis A. Vowles" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- are you still online Jacob??? Tell me what you needed to talk about! You've been on my mind since I read your e-mail!!!! Travis > -----Original Message----- > From: jakethegreat@cheerful.com [mailto:jakethegreat@cheerful.com] > Sent: Thursday, December 17, 1998 6:37 PM > To: Douglas Hammond; Travis Andrew Vowles; Christie Naylor; Megan > Naylor; Helen Naylor; PaulNaylor; Donna Pardue; Nanette Anderson; Chris > and Susan; Jay and Ruth > Subject: Moving! > > > Hi there, > > You are not going to believe this, but I am moving again, > > The new address is: > > 813 1/2 East Bowie Street > Falfurrias, Tx 78355 > > Hope to hear from you soon... > > If you sent anything to the last "new" address that I gave you, > fear not, I have the post office forwarding it... > > TTYL more on Monday! > > The Jake Naylor Subject: mail mix-ups Received: Thu Dec 17 23:37:43 1998 From: poohbear493@juno.com (Anna C Naylor) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey Jake! We have some questions.....we have sent two overnight packages in the past two weeks. Have you gotten either one of them? The first was full of candy and presents and the second had presents too. They both had cash in them also. We hope that someone didn't just accept them at that address if there is such an address. Well, check the post office and see if they have either of those packages and let us know what happens. Maybe the Eagle Pass address is your address, but not one that can be mailed to. So, see what happens and let us know what's going on Monday since you check your mail on Monday's. There is money in your account if you need to write checks. Dad says that it is alright for you to do that. Um, I'm on my way down to San Diego in the morning, so I'll try and write you more while I'm down there. I love you and hope everything is going alright. *hugs and kisses* Love always, Christie Subject: FW: X-Files Christmas Received: Fri Dec 18 02:32:43 1998 From: "Travis A. Vowles" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Heya everybody! :) I thought you all might enjoy this! :) Travis ***************************************** "The Xmas-Files" by Frank Cammuso and Hart Seely 57 Elm Street Bethlehem, Pa. 11:51 p.m., December 24th. "We're too late! It's already been here." "Mulder, I hope you know what you're doing." "Look, Scully, just like the other homes: Douglas fir, truncated, mounted, transformed into a shrine; halls decked with boughs of holly; stockings hung by the chimney, with care." "You really think someone's been here?" "Someone, or something." "Mulder, over here--it's a fruitcake." "Don't touch it! Those things can be lethal." "It's O.K. There's a note attached: 'Gonna find out who's naughty and nice.'" "It's judging them, Scully. It's making a list." "Who? What are you talking about?" "Ancient mythology tells of an obese humanoid entity who could travel at great speed in a craft powered by antlered servants. Once a year, near the winter solstice, this creature is said to descend from the heavens to reward its followers and punish disbelievers with jagged chunks of anthracite." "But that's legend, Mulder--a story told by parents to frighten children. Surely you don't believe it?" "Something was here tonight, Scully. Check out the bite marks on this gingerbread man. Whatever tore through this plate of cookies was alive--and in a hurry." "It left crumbs everywhere. And look, Mulder, this milk glass has been completely drained." "It gorged itself, Scully. It fed without remorse." "But why would they leave it milk and cookies?" "Appeasement. Tonight is the Eve, and nothing can stop its wilding." "But if this thing does exist, how did it get in? The doors and windows were locked. There's no sign of forced entry." "Unless I miss my guess, it came through the fireplace." "Wait a minute, Mulder. If you're saying some huge creature landed on the roof and came down this chimney, you're crazy. The flue is barely six inches wide. Nothing could get down there." "But what if it could alter its shape, move in all directions at once?" "You mean, like a bowl full of jelly?" "Exactly. Scully, I've never told anyone this, but when I was a child my home was visited. I saw the creature. It had long white shanks of fur surrounding its ruddy, misshapen head. Its bloated torso was red and white. I'll never forget the horror. I turned away, and when I looked back it had somehow taken on the facial features of my father." "Impossible." "I know what I saw. And that night it read my mind. It brought me a Mr. Potato Head, Scully. It knew that I wanted a Mr. Potato Head!" "I'm sorry, Mulder, but you're asking me to disregard the laws of physics. You want me to believe in some supernatural being who soars across the skies and brings gifts to good little girls and boys. Listen to what you're saying. Do you understand the repercussions? If this gets out, they'll close the X-files." "Scully, listen to me: It knows when you're sleeping. It knows when you're awake." "But we have no proof." "Last year, on this exact date, SETI radio telescopes detected bogeys in the airspace over twenty-seven states. The White House ordered a condition Red." "But that was a meteor shower." "Officially. Two days ago, eight prized Scandinavian reindeer vanished from the National Zoo, in Washington, D.C. Nobody--not even the zookeeper-- was told about it. The government doesn't want people to know about Project Kringle. They fear that if this thing is proved to exist the public will stop spending half its annual income in a holiday shopping frenzy. Retail markets will collapse. Scully, they cannot let the world believe this creature lives. There's too much at stake. They'll do whatever it takes to insure another silent night." "Mulder, I--" "Sh-h-h. Do you hear what I hear?" "On the roof. It sounds like ... a clatter." "The truth is up there. Let's see what's the matter." Subject: Re: Moving! Received: Sat Dec 19 12:08:59 1998 From: Douglas Hammond -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- jakethegreat@cheerful.com wrote: > Hi there, > > You are not going to believe this, but I am moving again, You're off to falfurius(or however you spell it). Tell what it is like. I never had a chance to serve there. I guess you're not goinh to get to see that big hting happen that you were talking about in your last letter to me. if it does let me know. i'm curios as to what it is. We have snow finaly here. Yesterday it decided to snow. but today it rained and melted it all away. This is the most mild winter ever. Except in texas of course. Well i'll talk later. Have fun! -- ____ ______ / \~/ \ / ^ \ ___________________ \(( === ))))))))/ Douglas Hammond |( @ )=( @ )| djhammond@cyberdude.com {| ~~ | ~~ |} __ __\ < / 9 Main St. / \ / \\ \___/ / Brantford, Ontario \ \ / / \_________/ N3R 3X3 \ _ V / | | Canada /\/ \ _ | ((((((((((( / | )/ _ \ __________________ \_/\_/(_/( ) \_ _/ \_ / Subject: go for it! Received: Sat Dec 19 13:04:31 1998 From: jallielj@cheerful.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is an experiment. I hope it will seem interesting enough to >you to make you want to participate. E-mail messages fly to and from, >all over the world. Lots of jokes, cute sayings, etc. seem to take on a >life of their own as they get forwarded to more and more e-mail >addresses. I've often thought that it is too bad we can't see where >these well-traveled messages have been. I'll bet we'd be amazed at the >list of addresses some have visited. > There is a way to find out. Just add your first name, location, >date and maybe a very short comment to the bottom of this message and >send it out to your list of email friends. Eventually it may return to >you. If it does, you'll be able to see all the places it has been since >it first left your computer. > ***Cut and paste. DON'T forward it because you include the >previous addressees Keep it tidy. .*** > 1. Allen, Buckinghamshire, England, 29 Jun 1998 (originator of >this message.)> 2. LuJane, Palouse Washington (and Potlatch Idaho) > 3. Lynne,Newark, California 30 June 1998 > 4. Judi, Lillington, NC - 7-1-98 > 5. Tammy, Washington, The state (6-30-98) > 6. Marie, Manteca, california > 7. Carla, Kent, Washington,(state)6-30-98 > 8. Dedri, Washington, 6-30-98> 9. joni, Dayton, Ohio 6/2/98 > 10. Johnny Boy, Cleveland, Ohio 1998.07.02 > 11. Ciara, Suffern, New York 7-4-98 ( lol......what's another >e-mail experiment among friends ) smile > 12. Carol, Reno, Nevada 7-4-98 {I think that this is cute, hope >that > it makes it around the world} smile > 13. Anne, Oregon 7/4/98 Happy 4th of July > 14. Docia, Tampa, FL 7-4-98> 15. Theresa, Millbrae, CA 7-4-98 > 16. Verna, San Diego,CA. 7/4/98> 17. Lois, Littlefield, Tx. 7/4/98 > 18. Pattie, Albany, NY 7/4/98> 19. Sharon, Kent,WA 7/4/98 > 20. Arnoldo, Poughkeepsie, NY 7/5/98 > 21. Patricia, NJ 7/5/98 > 22. Kate: Sydney, Australia....7/5/98 > 23. Pat, Virginia Beach, Va. 7/5/98> 24. Peg, Akron, Ohio 7/6/98 > 25. Barbara, Bornheim, Germany 07-06-98, Nice idea...... > 26. Dorothy, LongIsland New York...This is fun!!Hope everyone >joins > in! 27. Rita, Holyoke, Massachusets 07/06/98 Keep it going! > 28. Millie, Northern California 7/6/98 > 29. Gloria, Stone Mountain, GA. Keep it going! 7/6/98 > 30. Kathleen, Seattle,Washington USA 7/6/98 > 31. papai(john legge), Pikeville,KY,USA 7/7/98 (cute idea!) > 32. Scarlet(Robin),Tampa,Fl.7/7/98 (hope someone keeps track!) > 33. greg (eaglez) LaCrosse, WI 7/7/98 > 34. kitkat, Texas =^..^=, July 7, 1998 It's hot as > 35. Ron (WzRD;-) Red Deer, Alberta, Canada 98/07/07 "Just back >from > vacationin Ohio!" > 36. Char(PeaChezz) Erie, Pennsylvania 07/08/98 "Greetings to all" >:) > 37. Dee(Brez) Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania 07/08/98 "Hurry back..I'm > anxious to see where I've been!!" > 38. Barb (babbz) Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania 07/08/98 Keep it >going. > 39. Cheryl aka Choas Saratoga Springs, New York 7/9/98 "Hello to >all! > I'm awaiting a new destination!" > 40. Georgia Peach, St. Marys, GA 7/9/98.. although I wish I was > somewhere else on vacation.. can I follow this e-mail? :-) > 41. Cherie' aka Needlebabe,Toms River,NJ7/10/98...My life is one >big > vacation.NOT!lol > 42. Sue aka Pseudo, Fayetteville, NC, 7/10/98...Life is for >living, > Neverstop smiling :) > 43. Elaine, Spanaway, Wa. 7-10-98 (Good idea, nice to see where >people > are from)> 44. Heather, Bremerton, WA 7-11-98 (keep on keepin on!) > 45. Rachel, Jacksonville, Florida, I'll try it! :) > 46. Debbie in Pensacola, Florida...Whee, this is FUN!!! 7-14-98 > 47. Teresa aka Southern4sure in Mobile, Alabama >7-14-98.(hehehe....I > love these, Can I come along too!!) > 48. Denis Doo aka GR .. Johannesburg, South Africa .. July 14th, > 1998. Hi y'all :o) > 49. Marge Kelly in Durban, South Africa. July 15, 1998. I feel >like > I've got a million pen-pals....Love y'all!! > 50. Gail van der Merwe Durban South Africa July 15, 1998 - a great > idea*around the world in one e-mail > 51. Gail Farmer - Kwa Zulu Natal - RSA - 15July98 - back to >England > Gary and Genine! > 52. Penny Lankester - Cape Town, South Africa - isn't technology > great? > 53. Ilze Lopes - Cape Town, South Africa - Italy here I come ???? > pleaaaasssseee ..... :))))))) > 54. Brenda Schutte - after bouncing a bit in south Africa, let's >hit > the ball again to soft land in Europe and the States !! > 55. Gordon McKelvie - Cape Town, South Africa - Amazing! - Keep it > going. > 56. Brian - Cape Town, South Africa 22/07/98 - Lets move. :-) > 57. Craig - Cape Town, South Africa 22/07/98 - Elvis has left the >building >8-() > 58. Stephen Kelly - Cape Town - South Africa 22/07/1998 - Go Boyz > 59. Johan Oosthuizen - Cape Town - South Africa 22-07-98 - Round >the >world> in 80 days. > 60. Graham Blake-Cape Town- 22/07/98 Will the last person to leave >SA > please turn out the lights. > 61. Gina Martine - Cape Town 22/07/98 - someone come and fetch me, > please!!! > 62. Rene Maytham - Cape Town 23/07/98 - Alive and kicking! > 63. Andrew Planting - London, UK 23/07/98 - Beam me up Scottie my > visahas run out > 64. Martin Koch - London - 23/07/98, and suffering from serious > houtpielness > 65 Rob Duk - London - 24/7/98 - gatvol! 66. Carol - London - >24/7/98 - > Howzit!> 67. Glen Thomson - London - 27/7/98 - Way to go! > 68. Grant & Natalie Straker - 27 / 7 / 98 - Putney (London) - > Gesondheid in die rondheid .. . . > 69. Leon Kemp - Cape Town (Now in Joh'burg) SA - > 70. Mark Fine - Cape Town. Rene Maytham, you just got bingo!(first >to > be duplicated). > 71. Greg Mommsen - JHB (Gotham), - 28 July '98, - C'mon down >Andrew > Planting!!! > 72. Hazel Wright -PTA {SA} -28 July "98" EBE See you Soon > 73. Dean Prinsloo - PTA 28 07 '98 keep the faith people........ > 74. Bruce Murphy - Midrand, South Africa 28 July 1998 Dean is > strange........ where does he find this ? 75.Greg Morley - JHB >S.A. > (Gangsters Paradise). 28 July 1998. Where's the music ??? :-) > 76. Lee Schubert - JHB South Africa - 28/7/98 - Remember to keep >it > tidy... *grin* > 77. Clen Cook - Johannesburg, South Africa - 29/07/98 - Off we >go... > 78. Bianca Rossouw - Pretoria, South Africa - 29/07/98 - We're all > part of a circle.... eerie stuff > 79. Beverly Stuttaford - Pretoria, South Africa - 29/07/98 - At >this > stage, I only know one other person on this list!! > 80. Jean Dickson, Centurion, South Africa - 29/07/98 - Scotland >here I > come !!! Forget this place. > 81. Penny Bower, Randburg, South Africa, 30/07/98 - Interesting > concept! > 82. Germaine van Rensburg, Pretoria, South Africa - 30/07/98 - Let >see > .......! > 83. Pierre Fourie, Bedfordview, South Africa, 31 July 1998 > 84. Thomas Roets, Roodepoort, South Africa, 1 August 1998 > 85. Lance Rothschild, Johannesburg, South Africa, 2 August 1998 - > 86. Nicky Roche, Johannesburg, South Africa, 3 August 1998 - wish >I >was as> mobile as this eMail !!! > 87. Andrea Shaw, Johannesburg, South Africa, 4 August 1998 - 87 >people > in just over a month - this sure gets around! > 88. Grant Hendriks, Gauteng South Africa, 4 August 1998 :) > 89. Conrad Gagner, Durban, South Africa, 4 August 1998 > 90. Aaron Hendrickse, Cape Town, South Africa, 19 October 1998 - > 91 Waheed Mia , Cape Town SA,19 Oct 1998 > 92. Elton Brand, Cape Town SA, 1998 OCTOBER 19th. > 93. Jolene February, Cape Town SA, 1998 October 19th - > 94. Winfried H., Offenbach am Main, Germany, 19.10.1998, Come back >one day!> 95. Hannes de Waal, Windhoek Namibia, 19 October 1998, still going> strong.. Interresting to see how many people you know on > this list. Why am I only getting it now? > 96. Herbert van Niekerk, Windhoek Namibia 20 October 1998, > 97. Izak van Niekerk, Windhoek, Namibia, 20 October 1998 (TN). > Sometimes brothers also send e-mail to each other. Talk to you >later!! > 98. Julia du Plessis, Windhoek, Namibia, 20.10.98 (TN). And to >bride & > groom to be!! > 99. Surette Schutte, Pretoria, South Africa, 21 October 1998 > 100. Dean Komen, Pretoria, South Africa, 21 October 1998 :o) > 101. James Jewell, Pretoria, South Africa, 21 October 1998 > 102. Johann Janse van Rensburg, Pretoria, SA 21/10/98 > 103. Ronnie Bornman, Johannesburg, SA 21/10/98 > 104 Paul Middleton,Johannesburg, SA 21/10/98 > 105 Jason Pugh, Johannesburg, Gangsters Paradise, RSA. 22/10/98 - > 3rd time received this list. > 106. Julie Stephanie Laurence Vaccalluzzo. 22/10/98 > 107. Helen and Maria Knothe.Jo'burg..Living in HELL the quickest >way > to HEAVEN!!!!!! > 108. Anthony Johannesburg 28/10/1998. Everything is connected one >way > or another > 109. Penny Pitschlitz 29/10/98. Jo'burg- an artist's living >reference > library. > 110. Carly da Costa 29/10/98. Johannesburg or Gauteng!! Just >having a > joll!!> 111. Jeff Mixon, Atlanta, GA - USA. 2 November 1998. > 112. James G. Atlanta, GA USA - 11/02/98 - We appear to list our >dates > a little differently than in SA. Looks like Jo'burg is a popular > place! > 113. Kathy Anderson... Atlanta, GA; USA... (really a Pensacola, > FL; USA native) - November 3, 1998! May God bless every person > listed above and below me on this note! I'm so happy I live in the > Bible belt! Happy Election Day! > 114. Suz LeMaster - Atlanta, GA; USA - (orginally Morgan City, > Louisiana; > Cajun Moma) Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that > comes from> bad judgment. God be with you all... :) > 115. Laura aka: Aura - Salt Lake City, Utah - Live each day as if >it >were> your last day on earth... And love as if it were your 1st day in > Heaven! > 116. Pat aka LadyPat - Nova Scotia, Canada - A friend is someone >who > reaches for your hand, but touches your heart. > 117. Nanny - Florida (orginally New Iberia, Louisiana) - I don't >suffer > from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. > 118. Susan Helene - 11/05/98- Yakima, Washington USA- "A Friend is > someone you can talk to, when you don't want to talk about it!" > 119. Jan (aka MOM-JKV) 11/5/98 Kearney, Nebraska-USA "We are not >put > on this earth to see thru one another--but to see one another >thru!" > 120. Joni, Illinois, 11/06/98. A lot of online friends in South >Africa for> sure!! This is better than a note in a bottle thrown in the sea!!!> 121. Shannon-Champaign, IL 11/11/98 Pass it on!!!!! > 122. Rich - Urbana, Ill 11/12/98 Let'sgo for it!!!...*BG*.. > 123. orneryastheycome - Il 11/12/98 Sounds goodto me!!!! > 124. mommy48 11/16/98 > 125. Stewart (Avatar)-11-16-98 It's better to have Loved and Lost >than > Loved Not at all... > 126. Jerris, San Antonio TX, 19 Nov 98; this is very cool, lets go>around > the world together!!! See you at the TOP!!! > 127. Quick Draw Toss, San Antonio, 19 Nov 98, A mighty big hello >all > you> Dudes out there from warm So. Texas > 128. Nanci, Wildwood, MO 11-19-98. If you're not livin' on the >edge, > you're taking up too much space.> 129. Nanci, Wildwood, MO 11/20/98 > 130. Kristin, Houston, TX 11/20/98 Howdy y'all! > 131. Casi, Dallas, TX, 11.22.98 Devastated in Dallas!> > 132. Andrea, Dallas, TX, 11.23.98 Have a wonderful Thanksgiving! > 133. Rachel, St. George, UT 11/23/98 :) > 134. Lara, Provo, UT 11/24/98 :] >135. Jamie, Ucon, Idaho 12/3/98 =) 136. Marlon B. Duke, St. George, Utah 12/4/98 137. Joseph R. Holland, Hurricane, Utah 12/7/98 - It's getting cold here in southern Utah, I can't wait for Christmas, and it's good to be Mormon. 138. jordan buswell, citizen of the world (colorado, kansas, montana, texas, utah) 12/19/98 live long, prosper, play golf, and eat cheese. Subject: Hello! Received: Sun Dec 20 01:19:33 1998 From: TWZD28B@prodigy.com (MS NANETTE S ANDERSON) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sounds like you are having a great time. I thought maybe I would hear about you teaching the gospel, baptizing new members, etc. But no-----Jake is burning down member's homes. You are the most helpful Elder I know. How is everything else going? Is the first Christmas away from home? I certainly hope that it is a great Christmas for you. Write again. Your notes are always so interesting. Nanette Subject: :( Received: Mon Dec 21 11:27:27 1998 From: "Travis A. Vowles" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No more e-mail? You mean I have to go back to TYPING and PRINTING and MAILING out letters???? AND WHAT ABOUT YOUR HANDS??? I'm gonna launch a formal protest!! Well...at least one year is up...theres only a year left, but STILL! Get your butt back here!! I am actually leaving in about twenty minutes. I'm going on a tour of some condos in the Mission Valley area with a realtor today to try and see which ones I like which would be acquired as a part of Dad's trust and I would then move into. Mom looked at them all this weekend, and she liked most, but each one had some kinda flaw. One was under some high-energy power lines (the kind that are thought to cause cancer), one is on the backside of a really dry hill, so there is a big chance of fire, one it REALLY nice, but it's kinda small, one is nice, but it's 3rd floor and the elevator takes FOREVER...etc, etc. I'm just gonna go today and try and see if any of them catch my Poobah eye! I'm just hoping that I'll fall in love with ONE of them and everything will work out, but we'll have to wait and see! I got Claudea at work to switch me days this week so that I could work it out to go and look at these places at my earliest opportunity. Schools out now! WOOHOO! I'm SO happy! YOu have NO idea! And I found out that I didn't do quite as back in Philosophy as I may have thought. I only got a C-, not an F. :) That prolly the only time I'll ever be happy about a C!!! hehehehe! My cousin Laurie just came back down for San Luis last nite. I went over there, and me her and Cinda just had dinner and talked and laughed and stuff. Laurie just "came out" about 2 months ago, so the two of us are kinda in the same boat...and we now know what side of the family the gene is on! :P hehe! Anyway, we just had a good time! Well...I really should get ready! I gotta leave here in like 15 minutes, and I'm still not even ready to go! ARGH! I'll try to write you something again later, and make SURE that you send me your new address via either snail-mail or e-mail, cuz I won't write anything else out to you until I hear what your new mailing address is gonna be. I'll talk to you later!!! :) Travis/Poobah/Very PISSED off about this e-mail situation Subject: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Received: Mon Dec 21 15:43:31 1998 From: jallielj@cheerful.com -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- merry christmas ya'all! i hope that all is well with you guys. you see i wanted to send each person on my mailing list a personal message this christmas season, but this stupid computer isn't cooperating today. so i had to go with a form letter, sorry. well all is good with me. this is the first time in my life i'll have a HOT christmas. it's sure to be in the 70's or 80's, heck it could be in the 90's. oh well, i guess you have to experience everything once. i pray that your holiday season will be a safe and happy one. take care. love, jordan