Subject: I love you!
Received: Thu Nov 5 02:14:26 1998
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Anna C Naylor)
I'm sorry that the package didn't get there yet. I tried to get it out,
but I didn't have any money to send it. That's why mom is sending it from
San Diego. It's a long story about the money, but we won't worry about
that right now.
I hope you like the other tapes that I sent besides Handel's
and the other two Christmas tapes. I like them and thought that you might
like them too. Is there any other music you want? If so, just let me know
and I will do my best to get it to you.
There isn't too much going on around here. I am still looking for a job.
I had an interview at the Disney Store the other day. I'll let you know
how that turned out. I hope that I get the job. I should be working there
anyways. It's where I belong. I love Disney and I could work there every
How is the weather down in Texas? It's getting colder up here and all of
the leaves are changing colors. I think that I will send you a picture of
the mountains. Do you want any other pictures? I want to finish up the
roll of film that I have in my camera, so let me know if there are any
specific pictures you want.
I am still keeping busy with school. There is always homework coming out
of my ears. I can't wait until finals are over. I am ready to move on
with new classes. It seems like I go to school more than I used to, but I
think that I am just keeping busy with it. School in the morning,
homework in the afternoon, and then class at night too. I guessI am doing
school stuff all the time.
Well, I will write more later when there is something exciting to tell
you about. I love you and hope to hear from you soon. Off to do homework.
I miss you and always pray for you. Well, for now, TTFN....ta-ta-for-now.
Subject: hey boss!
Received: Thu Nov 5 12:25:28 1998
From: "benjamin sigg"
Sorry I didn't get a chance to write to you last week! Truth is, I've been
so busy, that it just completely slipped my mind that I haven't written you
yet! ARGH! But anyway, here goes!! :)
Alrighty now...let's see what's been happening...
I recently purchased a CD-R, a scanner and a color printer! :) I'm having SO
much fun! :) It's rad! I actually burned a CD for Mom of the music from
Dad's funeral and then scanner some pictures of him and printed them out on
photo paper to make a jewel case. It turned out REALLY cool! You would be
impressed with my Poobah-abilities! :) I had to max out my credit card to
buy all the stuff, but hey, everyone makes sacrifices! :P hehehe!
Um...let's see...Work has been going well. Did I tell you they hired another
girl? Her name is Susan and she is SOOOOO much better than Kristy was! She
actually FITS IN to the office! It's amazing! We just have a good time
together, which is very nice! :)
And...let's see...I'm still looking at that same townhouse as before. DID I
TELL YOU ABOUT THIS?? I think I did...I HOPE I DID! Anyway, I'll say it
again just in case. I am looking at getting a townhouse over off of Aero
Drive in San Diego, right off of the 15 freeway. The place is really kewl!
It's got nice, tall ceilings, and you have to like walk up a huge flight of
stairs to get to the actual house, so it's kinda like a New York-style
apartment! It's really kewl tho! You'd love it! THe only problem is that I
can't put a deposit down on one in the next phase until December, so as of
now, I'm still uncertain as to whether or not I will even be able to get into
one! I certainly hope so!! They're supposed to start building them in
December and they are supposed to be ready for move-in in June, so that will
be pretty nice...have my own place for parties over the summer!!! Too bad
you won't be here until DECEMBER NEXT YEAR!!!!! oh well...
I have found out from work that I will be working from 8:30-12:30 on
Christmas Day. It would work best for me if you call my house after about
1:15 Pacific time, becuase that way I will be sure to be here and I would be
able to talk without having to worry about customers or anything! I do,
however, realize that your schedule may now be flexible. So, if you can call
either before 8 in the morning or after 1:15 in the afternoon, call
(619)445-4040. If you can't, call between about 9:00 and 12:30 at
(619)231-1515 x4256. The rest of the time I will be commuting, so I just
hope that it will all work out! I did get your message last week, and I will
try to give you call sometime, it's just that I'm gone all the time and never
have time to call you except when it would be REALLY late back there and I
don't want to call you then, because I know that you have to wake-up early.
Let's see...this past Friday I had a pretty good time! I met a bunch of
people from IRC for a party. Actually, I went and hung out with my friend
Lizette who goes to UCSD for most of the afternoon, and then we met a bunch
of other people for dinner down at Ichiban in Hillcrest. Then, we all walked
down to Euphoria, which is a little coffee shop a couple blocks down. Then,
after that, we all went down to my friend Mike's place and some people got
drunk off their ASSES! It was really fun tho...I didn't drink that much,
because I had to drive home...I stayed there until almost 2 in the morning
tho, and I had to go to work early the next morning, which kinda sucked! But
Then, tonite, Krissy from work is having a suprise birthday party for her
boyfriend Tom, so I'm going to go over there and help her get ready and stuff
after I get out of Latin class. It should be fun! The theme is
"Hawaiian Luau" so I think we'll all have a good time! Plus, the
partied in Ocean Beach with free beer, so how could it not be? :) Drunk
people are so funny to watch! I myself have never GOTTEN drunk, but I just
love watching the people who completely loose it! heheheh!
Well, I think that's really all that's going on for now! Christmas is coming
up FAST tho! AAAHHH! I do have a couple things for you already. :) But I
havne't even STARTED shopping for anyone else! I'm in deep trouble here!!
I gotta leave for class now though...I'll talk to you later, bud!!
Subject: I love you.
Received: Tue Nov 10 01:21:56 1998
From: email@example.com (Anna C Naylor)
Nothing too exciting going on around here right now. I got a job at the
Disney Store for the holiday season. I am really excited for it. I might
be getting another job too, but I'll let you know more about it if I get
the job. I think I will find out today.
Nothing really new going on. I'm ready for class changes still. I can't
wait until I get a new schedule. I am so excited for the semester to end.
Well, I'll write more later, but for now, I gotta get off to my
interview. I love you cutie. I miss you too.
*hugs and kisses*
Subject: HEAVEN'S GROCERY STORE
Received: Sat Nov 14 17:51:42 1998
From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Anna C Naylor)
HEAVEN'S GROCERY STORE
I was walking down life's highway a long time ago. One day I saw a
sign that read,
"HEAVEN'S GROCERY STORE".
I got a little closer the door came open wide,
and when I came to myself I was standing inside.
I saw a host of ANGELS. They were standing everywhere.
One handed me a basket and said, "My Child shop with care".
Everything a Christian needs was in that grocery store.
And all you couldn't carry, you could come back the next day for more.
First, I got some PATIENCE: LOVE was in the same row.
Further down was UNDERSTANDING: you need that everywhere you go.
I got a box or two of WISDOM, a bag or two of FAITH.
I just couldn't miss the HOLY GHOST, for it was all over the place.
I stopped to get some STRENGTH and COURAGE to help me run this race.
By then my basket was getting full, but I remembered I needed some GRACE.
I didn't forget SALVATION, for SALVATION was free,
so I tried to get enough of that to save both you and me.
Then I started up to the counter to pay my grocery bill,
for I thought I had everything to do the MASTER'S will.
As I went up the aisle, I saw PRAYER: and I just had to put that in,
for I knew when I stepped outside, I would run into sin.
PEACE AND JOY were plentiful; they were last on the shelf.
SONG and PRAISE were hanging near, so I just helped myself.
Then I said to the angel, "Now, how much do I owe?"
He smiled and said, "Just take them everywhere you go."
Again, I smiled and said, "How much do I really owe?"
He smiled again and said, "MY CHILD, JESUS PAID YOUR BILL A LONG, LONG
TIME AGO." "ALL THINGS WHATSOEVER YOU SHALL ASK IN PRAYER,
YOU SHALL RECEIVE." (MATTHEW 21:22)
Subject: Sweet and Nice
Received: Mon Nov 16 14:26:44 1998
This is a letter written in response to a letter from Elder Dixon's Girlfriend saying that she had met a Boy named Aaron who is sweet and nice... by combining our creative powers he and I came up with the story. This is what goes through a missionary's mind when he gets a dear john letter
After recieving your most recent email it has come to my attention that
you do in fact have a new friend named Arron who is both sweet and nice.
Upon analyzing three words (friend,sweet,nice) it has come to me by means of
revelation both the background and the relationship of your new sweet and
nice friend. The story is made up, but the names are real. humor me
if you will..........
It's a crisp fall morning on the campus of Weber State University and a
young Esther Bowden has an hour break in her tuesday morning routine between
her english class and her ballet class. She purchases a slice of bread from
a small booth down stairs in the union building and sits down to warm up and
before her next class. The bread is warm and the rasberry honey butter is
sweet and nice. Thoughts drift and she remembers a "friend" she
has some where near the border of mexico; she decides to write him a short
note. The letter contains the basics, greetings, reports, complaints,
desires. The warm air of the building has an effect upon her and it
entrances her to fall into a nice cat nap.
She awakes with a sneeze, glances at the watch on her right arm, it
yells "you're late" She studies the watch on the left arm and it
tells her the same. In a hurry to get up, the books on her lap fall to the
floor with a thump and causes somewhat of a distraction. A youngman, clean
faced and secure, helps her with
the books. She thanks him and hurrys off, leaving a glass slipper, or a half
written letter to a "friend" on the ground. The youngman can't
help but watch her as she runs up the stairs, he hates to see her go, but he
loves to watch her leave. He notices the letter. He picks it up.
The entire day Arron could not keep his mind focused on his studying.
The thoughts of this red sweatered girl keep him on the look-out everywhere
he went. It seemed a lost cause in such a large campus. Latter that night he
was invited with some friends
to a concert put on by the university symphonic band. The concert was good
but even better he spoted her. She was clothed in a sleek, black dress
blowing air into a black instrument on the third row on the stage. After the
concert she was surrounded by friends and as soon as he got close enough to
speak to her she disapeared. He asked his friends her name and finds out it
from a small unknown book in the Bible-Esther, it has a nice ring to it.
A couple days pass and nothing has happened. Aaron is in the Library
looking for a book for "The Scarlet Letter" to read for his
litiriture class. While walking across the rows of books he notices a lone
Librarian at the end of a non-fiction section, reshelving books about
phycology. His takes a double take to make sure his eyes aren't teasing him
and darts down the adjacent
row. He walks calmly down the row and turns at the end, her cart is placed
in such a manner that he could not possibly get by. He utters a simple
"Madame Librarian?" She's heard this before and looks up
"Yes." she replies.
"I'm looking for a book, perhapes you can help me."
He looks familiar to her but can't remember why. It doesn't matter, she
is getting tired of everyone thinking she has all the books memorized, but
still she responds with a friendly, "I can try."
"It's called 'How to ask a librarian out on a date' by S. Wheat
and Nie Se. I'd realy like to take a librarian out some day and learn the
skills of a book-putter-backer. "
She blushes and thinks to herself, 'How sweet and nice of him', but
decides against it and says "Hmmmmm.....I don't think we have that
"Great!" he blurts out, pretending not to understand the
rejection, "I'll pick you up here, we'll go to a nice dinner. it'll be
fun, I can wear a suit and you'ld look awsome in a red fur coat. Friday at
6:00. I'll be waiting." he says as he walks away, not waiting for a
'What just happened' she thinks, ..................
What will happen next? Will Esther go on the date with a strange familiar
face or will she decide to stay home and write a letter to a
"Friend" and what's up with the red fur coat? Such mysteries as
these can only be solved with time. Find out next time, this has been
Jalliel Johnson reporting live from some where in the Medateranian. This show
has been brought to you by the letter a and the numbers 6 and 1240098700098.
Come back soon ya'hear. Thanks for coming, better luck next time. live long,
prosper, play golf, and eat cheese. There's nothing worse than a burnt
tortilla. The only way to find out if your a good person is through bad
things. Procrastanation is nothing more than a thief. Win when you can,
lose if you must, but always cheat. Offend the Devil. Knowledge is but
rememberance. If you you wear a trench coat when it's refreshing cool,
you're a pansy. Tell your mom, tell you dad, it was super rad.
Subject: I love you!
Received: Tue Nov 17 02:08:17 1998
From: email@example.com (Anna C Naylor)
Boy have I got something to tell you. I don't remember if I have told you
much about Brian, but there is a lot to say now. I think that he is the
one I am going to marry. It seems strange to say that, but I really think
that we are going to get married. Don't worry, though. We will not get
married until after you get home from your mission. I even think that I
will wait until I am 20 to marry him. He has not been active in the
church for the past 6 years, but he has started going to church with me.
He knows how important it is to me to get married in the temple and he
agrees that he wants to marry me for time and all eternity.
Thing is, he was baptized when he was 8, but the church has somehow lost
his records. I guess that means that he is going to have to get baptized
again. I am going to try to get the missionaries to do the discussions
with him. If he is going to have to get baptized again, I want it to be
before April. That way, we can get married after at least a year.
Does all this sound really strange? It probably does, but I can't help
it. I have never felt so much love towards someone outside of my family.
It's a special kind of love too. Mom and dad and Megan have all met him.
They all seem to think he's a pretty nice guy. One question
though......how do I tell mom and dad that I think Brian is the one I am
going to marry? I even think that there is going to be a promise ring for
Christmas. It's pretty serious, and I think I need to tell them before
the ring comes along.
I have met Brian's mom, dad, step-dad, and future step-mom and we all get
along really well. I especially love his mom. Brian is going to meet the
rest of the family when they come up for Thanksgiving. I think he will
even get to meet Grandma Pugsley then too. After, or before that, we are
going to do something with his family. I am going to meet most of the
family on thanksgiving. I'm a little nervous, but I'm not going to let it
bother me too much.
So, you are my big brother...what do you think of all this? Have I
completely scared you now? I need some brotherly advice. I will send some
pictures as soon as they are developed. Then you can tell me what you
think. If you want, I can give you his e-mail address. Or you can just
tell me what he needs to write to you. You sad you were going to have a
questionnaire. Is that still true? Let me know what you think because I
really value your opinion. I love you so much. I'll write more later, but
I gotta run for now. I have to get to work.
Oh yeah....I forgot to tell you. I now have three jobs. I am working at
Easter Seals still, The Disney Store for holiday help, and the newest job
is as a receptionist for Sandy Counseling Center. I haven't really
started at the Disney Store because my uniform is not in. I love the new
job though. THe people there are really nice and I love my hours. Well, I
really do gotta get going for now. I will write more later. I love you.